Granddaddy Dibble Dabble

[Verse 1]

Granddaddy wandered down the gravel,

Boots kicking dust as the breezes travel.

Humming a tune with a sideways wobble,

Laughing at life with a gentle squabble.

[Chorus 1]

Granddaddy dibble dabble,

All along the wibble wabble,

Tasting a nibble nabble,

Doing the chicken-wing shuffle.

[Chorus 2]

Granddaddy dibble dabble,

All along the wibble wabble,

Tasting a nibble nabble,

Then tripping over his own eyebrows.

[Chorus 3]

Granddaddy dibble dabble,

All along the wibble wabble,

Tasting a nibble nabble,

Accidentally summoning a confused raccoon.

[Chorus 4]

Granddaddy dibble dabble,

All along the wibble wabble,

Tasting a nibble nabble,

Declaring himself Mayor of the Laundry Basket.

[Chorus 5]

Granddaddy dibble dabble,

All along the wibble wabble,

Tasting a nibble nabble,

Launching into interpretive dance about soup.

[Chorus 6]

Granddaddy dibble dabble,

All along the wibble wabble,

Tasting a nibble nabble,

Riding a unicycle made of pure confusion.

[Outro]

So if you hear that gravel rattle,

And a laugh that shakes like a baby rattle,

Just know he's out there causing trouble,

Granddaddy in his dibble-dabble bubble.